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Hi, Jessica,

Thank you for choosing Real World Chinese. This is to confirm that we 
have already received your application for 6-week Chinese Language 
Program at BLCU from July 9th to August 19th, 2009. The application 
fee and program deposit have been received too. You do not need to 
send your application documents anywhere else.

We will send your application to the university in 2 business days. 
Usually it takes 3-4 weeks to get the Admission Notice and JW202 Form. 
(You may not need it since you have been in China.) We will book the 
on-campus accommodation for you too.

Thank you again for choosing RWC. We are looking forward to seeing you 
in Beijing this summer.

Please feel free to contact us at any time if you have more questions.

Best wishes,

--
Victor Zhang
Program Advisor

In order of exciting level...

Today I applied for the intensive Chinese language course at Beijing Language and Culture University for the summer! Very exciting indeed. They have my money, application, a copy of my passport, and my diploma, as well as a passport-sized photo of moi.

Sophie and I went to the train station and bought two tickets to Shenzhen. So, I'm all set to leave on Friday to head down to Hong Kong.

I also managed to break the main computer in my classroom with the arm of a chair, but Max was a superstar and had the crew fix it right away.

Everybody Dance Now

Who's got two thumbs and is going to Hong Kong this weekend? This girl!

Gonna go buy train tickets tomorrow, hopefully. Change some money into HK dollars too.

I'm supposed to make up the classes from Monday, although I'm not sure how I will do that. I'm just having them watch a movie next week at any rate.

That's all I've got right now.

My students rock...

Before you read the amazing, super awesome, long post I wrote below, check this out:
Today I taught 'Greetings' to my students. The following dialogue is written by three boys in one of my classes:

A: "Hey guys. How you doing?"
B: "Great."
C: "I'm great too. How you doing?"
A: "I'm fine. I'm going to the library, what about you?"
B: "Oh, that sucks. We don't like to go there at at all, we're going to a party."
A: "Oh really, what's that party about?"
C: "It's a birthday party."
A: "Great. I'd like to go too, but I have no time."
C: "Oh, come on, man, you got relax yourself for awhile and that's today, now, let's go!"
B: "Yeah, don't stay all the time."
A: "Well, you know, I prepare for a test and I have to pass it."
B: "Bullshit! Move your damn ass! Now come on! You'll meet the girl who you wanna meet."
A: "Ok. Let's go!"




Yes, we all laughed for about ten minutes straight.

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. ~Lin Yutang

The Journey to the Land of Ice and Snow
... and all the stops in between.




Sit back, relax, put on your reading specs, we're going to here for awhile, folks.




First Stop : Shanghai


January 25th, 2009
Travelers never think that they are the foreigners. ~Mason Cooley

Nathan and I arrived in Shanghai South Train Station around 6:30am after a long, loud night on a hard-sleeper bed. I had hardly slept and was a bit grumpy, but excited to be in Shanghai, a city I had never before visited. We collected our belongings, exited the train, and immediately found our way to the metro which we took to the North Station. Upon arrival we bought tickets to Beijing, expensive due to soft-sleeper (aka first class) being all that was available.
Before departing from Nanchang, Nathan and I had looked up a number of hostels and their various prices and settled on the Y35 hostel. Unfortunately, the cab driver had not one clue where the road the hostel was located on could be, and so, we drove around aimlessly while he called his contacts to see if they had an idea. Eventually we stumbled upon the road quite by accident, but there it was, the Y35.
The hostel was in a nowhere sort of place. Next to the highway on a bit of a back road where there was a small grocery store and that was about it. We checked into the hostel and went up to our room which we quickly discovered was located next to the bathroom. The place reeked of human waste and the noise of drunk Europeans laughing at 10 in the morning. We checked out, took back our deposit, and cabbed back to the North Station.
Well crap. Now what?
We decided to walk around the hotels in the area to see if they had any rooms. No dice. They were all too expensive at any rate. We were going to be in Shanghai for about five days, and staying in a hotel would add up.
We decided we had no choice but to head to the Captain Hostel, located on the Bund. We hopped in a cab and headed out. Luckily the hostel had plenty of room for us, and we checked into our individual dormitories (me in the girls, Nate in the boys). I was beyond cranky at this point, so I took a short nap, then had a nice hot shower in the locker style showers.
We decided to walk along the Bund which was just gorgeous. It was nice weather outside, a little chilly, but sunny. After taking a few pictures and making a purchase (a pink hat with ears, who can resist?) we made our way to Nanjing Lu, the walking/shopping street. We also did a bit of shopping in the underground market, home to all the faux goods you could ever want. I found a beautiful red Louis Vuitton bag, but alas, it was too expensive. Onward!
Stomachs were beginning to rumble at this point, so it was time for a rather late lunch. Signs for Thai food led us into a huge, expensive mall, and a beautiful but empty restaurant. We had missed the lunch time rush and barged in on the staff preparing for dinner. They nicely let us order and we sucked down such delicacies as curry and fried rice.
Both exhausted, we returned to the hostel for a nap so that we could stay up late in order to enjoy Chinese New Years Eve in style.
After napping for a few hours, we went to the roof where the Captain Hostel bar is located. Pizza and drinks were ordered and enjoyed then it was time to venture elsewhere.
We found the Windows Underground and were delighted with their cheap drinks menu. Who can argue with 10rmb a drink? We enjoyed a few (read 3) then headed back to the Captain Hostel bar, which has an amazing view of the Pudong skyline, to watch the fireworks.



January 26, 2009
Half the fun of the travel is the esthetic of lostness. ~Ray Bradbury

Since it had been a late night, Nathan and I both ended up sleeping in. Well, I attempted to sleep in, but my roommates (all 5 of them) decided that rising at 6am sounded like fun! Then they spent the next hour crashing around the room getting ready for the day.
When we finally did rise, we decided that brunch at the City Diner sounded like an A+ plan. We made our way there and were pleasantly surprised with the menu, although perhaps not the service. (To be fair, they were at half staff due to the holiday). I enjoyed my chicken quesadillas, although they made me feel a bit queesy. Perhaps the guacamole.
Our next stop was the foreign book store which was very nice. They had a huge selection of books to choose from, although they were all the same price as books in the states (which equals out to be quite pricy in rmb). Nathan found a couple books he thought looked interesting and purchased them.
The Moller Villa was near the bookstore so we decided to walk to it and poke around. We walked the grounds and peeked into the house. It was gorgeous! Certainly a place I would not mind owning for a second.
After the villa we found Huihai Lu, another shopping street, and walked up and down it. They're building a Barbie store there, but I was quite sad to see that it wasn't yet complete. Perhaps next time I'm in Shanghai...
It was nearing dinner time so we headed to Taco Papa/ Burrito Mama (I think that's the name of it) since they were having a special on beef burritos and margaritas. I ordered a chicken chimichanga and a couple of margaritas, all of which were amazingly delicious. Cheesecake for dessert, while Nathan sucked down two or three more margaritas. While we were eating and lushing, two older gentleman sat down at a table near us. They were very friendly, a German and an American, both businessmen who worked in the area. We ended up chatting with them and after finishing eating decided to go bar hopping together. We ended up at a couple of different bars, one with pole dancers who, since the bar was empty, were mainly chatting and showing each other different pole moves. The second bar was a cab ride away in which the cab driver got lost (it was his first night, poor thing) and the men thusly made jokes the entire ride about how he had only been driving ten minutes or something along those lines.
Eventually we bid our new friends adieu and headed back to the hostel. Nathan spent the entire cab ride home talking about a strange jumble of things mostly having to do with Anglo Saxons and them making horns out of meat which resembled the rolled up magazine he was trying to use as a horn.



January 27th, 2009
The traveler sees what he sees. The tourist sees what he has come to see. ~G.K. Chesterton

It was a slow day, this day. I started it with breakfast at the Captain Hostel, complimentary, I might add. I crescent, a hard-boiled egg, and some orange drink (I hesitate to call it juice since it would be soda if there were bubbles).
I had formed huge, disgusting blisters on the bottom of my feet from all the walking we had done in the past two days, so I spent some time nursing them (i.e. popping them nasty little things) while Nathan was getting ready for the day.
Soon enough we headed out, intent on making our way to the other side of the river to have a look around Pudong. We hopped on the metro and headed over.
The other side of the river is mostly a conglomerate of business buildings, although it does boast the worlds tallest building, the Pearl Tower, and the Grand Hyatt. Nathan and I headed to the Grand Hyatt, one of his favorite Shanghai spots. We made our way to the top floor and looked down through the lobby, a truly dizzying sight. As someone who is not so fond of heights, it was a bit much, but I am glad I saw it. We sat down in the cafe and Nathan enjoyed an over-priced tea while we people watched.
We soon tired of the Pudong area since we were not wanting to pay to go up the worlds tallest building, nor were we willing to wait in the two hour long line. We metro-ed back to the Nanjing Lu for lunch... a Subway sandwich!
Two and a half days of walking had worn us both out, so we had a nap back at the hostel before leaving for dinner.
Nathan was craving some all you can eat BBQ so we headed to O'Malleys which was advertised to have it. When we got there we found that not only were they sans-BBQ they were sans-politeness too. We left and headed for an Indian restaurant we had passed on the cab ride to O'Malleys. The Indian food was to die for, delicious with polite and efficient service to boot.
We headed back to the hostel where we hung out in the lobby digesting before heading up to the Captain Hostel bar for a mug of hot chocolate before bed.



January 28th, 2009
We wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment. ~Hilaire Belloc

My roommates, delights that they are, arose at 7:30am this morning. Again, the hour of mucking about while they pack their bags and get ready for the day. It's all part of the experience, it's all part of the experience, it's all part of the experience...
I went down to the dining room area for breakfast again, this time ordering the fruit and yogurt. Yuck. What I recieved was a plate of fruit, mostly a Chinese fruit that's a mix between an apple and pear, with yogurt poured over the top. Not filling in the least. I headed to the convenience store to get something else instead.
Nathan and I spent the morning trying to locate the ever elusive Astor House. No luck, wouldn't you know it. We did manage to find the old British Embassy, still a beautiful building, but slated for demolition.
During our meandering, we managed to find a cute little restaurant named Puzzle. We weren't sure what to make of it with it's Western menu at Chinese food prices. However, once we ordered and had our first few bites we knew we had hit the motherload. This place was gold! This food was just as good as any of those western restaurants we had been hitting up, but it was affordable! We made mental notes to return asap.
More walking, this time we found the Yuyuan tourist shopping area. There were some fantastic paintings in this area, but I didn't want to have to carry a canvas around with me while I was traveling so I passed. It was incredibly crowded and since neither Nathan nor I are fond of crowds, we headed back to that foreign bookstore we had been at a couple days ago. I ordered a delicious apple crumble cheesecake and we soaked up that feeling that you only get in bookstores.
We soon headed back to the hostel and ended up hanging out in the lobby for awhile, reading and vegetating.
Around dinner time we headed to a Muslim noodle restaurant we had seen which was right around the corner. It was delicious, hands down the best noodles I've had so far in China.
Both wiped, it was bed time.



January 29th, 2009
The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. ~Henry Boye

My roomies woke up around 8:30am on this morning, a much more reasonable hour, but still far too early for someone who values their sleep as much as I do.
I headed down for breakfast, enjoying a feast of a crescent, a banana, and the 'milk' which is really just another name for creamer in this country.
I readied myself for the day, packing up my bags so that I could check into the room that Nathan and I would be sharing with mom. No more dorm-style rooms for us!
We checked into the room and rested until it was lunch time, then headed to Puzzle to grab a quick bite to eat. After our tasty meal it was time to catch the subway to the mag-lev a.k.a. train of awesomeness.
The maglev was super cool minus the fact that going so fast backwards made me feel slightly ill. However, true to it's advertising, it got us to the airport in under ten minutes.
Mom arrived about twenty minutes after we found the terminal, three giant bags in tow. Packing light has never been something we've been good at, but these were some goliath sized bags. We decided that a taxi would be the most efficient way back to a hostel, and so, Mom had her first experience in a Chinese taxi thirty minutes after getting off the plane.
We dropped her bags in our new Captain Hostel room and decided to hit up the Underground Market. Nathan wandered off while Mom and I perused the goods and seemed to have abandoned us when up he popped with that gorgeous red Louis Vuitton bag I had liked so much the first time we were at the market. What a sweetheart!
We hit Nanjing Lu hard, gawking at the throngs of Chinese people who surrounded us as well as the pricey shops that line the street.
We headed to the Indian food restaurant for dinner then hot coco at the Captain Hostel for dessert. It was soon time to pass out, which we did.



January 30th, 2009
To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. ~Aldous Huxley

We woke early, 8am, and headed downstairs for our complimentary breakfast. This time it was six pieces of toast, all of which I ate.
We decided to check out, but leave the bags at the hostel while we walked around Shanghai/
We walked along the Bund then on to Yuyuan where I bought a new pair of boots having thoroughly worn through the other pair I had brought. As we walked around Yuyuan we started to make our way into the area where the locals actually live, and finally found a food street and a market street.
We cabbed to the French area of Shanghai and had a wander around before retiring to Puzzle for lunch. The it was time to catch the subway to Pudong where we graced the Grand Hyatt with our presence once more. Nathan wanted to see what the World Finance Building view was like (tallest building in the world, apparently) so he headed up to the top floors while Mom and I wandered around the shop area. Satisfied with the view, Nathan returned and we walked on to the Pearl Tower for pictures and to see why there were great crowds lined up outside (still don't know).
We subway-ed back to the Bund side of the river and headed to Nathan and I's favorite bookstore for a rest and some more of that apple crumble cheesecake. We also peeked in at the Moller mansion but the gardens were closed off this time around.
We made our way back to the hostel and had some hot coco before heading to the train station with all the bags.
We enjoyed a nice soft sleeper (aren't we posh?) all the way to Beijing.


Second Stop: Beijing


January 31st, 2009
I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. ~Mark Twain

We arrived in Beijing with me having slept about three hours. Which means I was, once again, cranky. We lugged our bags around, bought our tickets to Harbin, and eventually caught a cab to the Silvermans house, the nice family friends of the Bakers who were allowing us to stay with them.
I was sick, sick, sick in that liquidy guts if I move I'm only going to move towards a bathroom kind of way, so we ended up spending the day resting. It was necessary.
Nate and Mom went to dinner with the Silvermans while I hung out 'shooting the shit' as it were. They were kind enough to pick me up some antibiotics which were fantastic.
Sandwiches for dinner from a store next door.
Then it was time to sleep.


February 1st, 2009
And that's the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind. ~Dave Barry

This was to be a day of exercise, that was for sure. I had finally recovered, thanks to the antibiotics, from the liquid intestines, and was feeling up for the task of climbing the Great Wall. Huzzah.
We caught a cab and negotiated with him to drive us to the Mutianyu section of the wall for 500rmb. It was a fairly long cab ride to the wall, but the scenery on the way was enjoyable, so we just sat back and relaxed. We arrived about 45 minutes later and were immediately barraged by eager hawkers wanting us to buy their goods. "Cheaper for you!"
We took the gondola (ski lift) up to the wall which we then spent the next hour walking up and down and admiring the lovely view. Tourists from all countries were around, but it wasn't too crowded and the weather was not too cold. Soon it was time to head back down, which we did gleefully, as the best way to get down from this section of the wall is via toboggan. Nathan went first so that there would be no one in front of him to slow him down. I went second and was slowly making my way when all of a sudden a guard hopped on and came speeding up behind me. Yikes! I finished at a much quicker pace than when I started. Mom was the last down with her red hair flying behind her.
We did the hawkers a favor and looked through their various stalls, stopping to buy one chocolate pancake, one banana pancake, and a sweatshirt for Mom which said, 'I climbed the Great Wall of China."
Our cabbie was kind enough to drop us at the Olympic Park where Mom and I paid our 50 yuan each to enter the Olympic Stadium while Nathan walked around outside. The birds nest was much smalled on the inside than either of us had expected, but still quite an amazing sight. We walked around the park and were sad to see that no one was allowed inside the Water Cube.
It was getting later and chillier, so we took the subway back to the Silvermans where we hung out for awhile before grabbing a late dinner at a delicious Thai restaurant.
Sleep.



February 2nd, 2009
A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving. ~Lao Tzu

It was the morning of the Superbowl so everyone rose early, very early... except Nathan and I. We slept through the whole thing.
Cereal for breakfast then onward to the Forbidden Palace. As soon as we entered the Palace we were told of an art exhibit going on, "Free for you". We decided to have a look and were told that the paintings were being sold so that the money could go to scholarships for the students. Right. We decided to buy into it, and Mom came away with a beautiful and perhaps over-priced wall scroll of China in the spring.
We walked around the Forbidden Palace, taking in all the restored buildings and fellow tourists. It was a good picture taking opportunity, for sure.
After exciting we walked back around the palace to Tiananmen Square which was packed with people. There were also a ton of security people on guard, ready to throw you in their cop van if you even looked menacing. We made our way from one of the Square to the other, eventually finding the hutong that Nathan had wanted us to see, the narrowest Hutong in China. True enough, it was only big enough for one person to walk through it at a time.
We went on to Beijing's walking street, then further to their food street which had displays of all manners of things on a stick. Scorpions on a stick, starfish on a stick, seahorses on a stick, you name it. We had a bowl of noodles as a late lunch then headed back to the Silvermans for another lazy evening.


February 3rd, 2009
The traveler was active; he went strenuously in search of people, of adventure, of experience. The tourist is passive; he expects interesting things to happen to him. He goes "sight-seeing." ~Daniel J. Boorstin

We slept in.
Today was the day of all days, today was POWER SHOPPING DAY!
Mom and I headed out to Yashow Market which is conveniently near the Silvermans home. We spent many, many hours buying many, many goods. I bought 2 pairs of Abercrombie lounge pants in pink and gray, one Juicy Couture track/lounge suit in blue, two pairs of jeans True Religion and Victoria Beckham, four polo shirts in a variety of colors, one pair of sunglasses, one pair of regular glasses, a backpack/suitcase to carry everything, a dress, a black skirt, an Abercrombie shirt, and probably more that I can't think of at the moment.
We walked home with our purchases and packed then rested.
Soon it was time to get to the train station and catch our train (hard-sleeper) to Harbin.


Third Stop: Harbin

February 4th, 2009
Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. ~Seneca

We arrived in Harbin around 5am and managed to catch a cab who brought us to walking street where we quickly found a hotel at a reasonable price.
None of us had slept much on the train, so we napped for awhile before showering and getting ready for the day.
Mom, Nathan and I walked down walking street towards the river, enjoying the nice ice sculptures along the way. We decided to stop in a hotel to try to buy train tickets, but alas, they were sold out! Plane tickets were the only answer, which meant poor Nathan having to run back to the hotel for our passports while Mom and I went to find something for breakfast.
Finally we made our way to the river where we found no end of amusements. We decided to try the ice slide where you sit on a sled and slide down a slide made from ice that goes from the river bank to the river (which is frozen solid). It was great fun, although a bit terrifying at the same time as the entire time you're not quite sure how you're going to stop once you make it to the bottom.
We took a pony drawn carriage across the river to Sun Island where the snow festival was being held. It was just a short walk to the snow park from the river and we were soon surrounded by amazing snow sculptures. They were just beautiful and some of them were even interactive! I did enjoy the snow slides quite a bit.
After the snow park we walked back across the river, hailed a cab, and asked him to take us to a good restaurant. The place he dropped us off was decent, but I've certainly had better Chinese food.
Back to the hotel for a bit of a rest and to let night fall before heading to Ice and Snow World. This place is really too amazing for words. It's a GIANT park filled with buildings, statues, and rides all made of ice. It's gorgeous because everything is lit up with neon lights and the place just glows. We stayed for a few hours before, exhausted and cold, we made our way back to walking street, grabbed some McDonalds, and went to the hotel.



February 5th, 2009
It is not down in any map; true places never are. ~Herman Melville

Early morning for us so that we could check out of the hotel, drop our bags at the front desk, and head to the Russian Cafe for a breakfast of tea and toast.
After munching a bit, we caught a cab to the Harbin Tiger Park where we eagerly bought our tickets then stood there in confusion. Where was the entrance? We walked around the buildings for a bit before realizing that the other tourists were getting on buses. Oh, right.
We hopped on a bus and took off into the tiger enclosures where we were able to get up close and personal (with a thick mesh between us) with our furry friends. They were beautiful and it was definitely an experience I would recommend. After seeing the siberian tigers, ligers, and lions, the bus dropped us off at an area where you can feed live animals to the tigers for a fee. Mom and I decided to opt out of that bit, instead going to an observatory deck to see the park better, while Nathan dashed off to watch a man feed a screaming chicken to some hungry tigers.
We took a van back to walking street where we met Nathan's friend Siwen and her friend. They were gracious enough to take us to lunch at a local dumpling restaurant, which was delicious. We then went for ice cream, a local specialty, before heading on to see the St. Sofia church and the underground market. Soon it was time to say bye to Siwen and her friend, and to thank them for being such kind hostesses.
We headed back to the Russian cafe to have another spot of tea and await darkness before heading to Zhaolin Park where the Disney ice festival was being held. Again, it was amazing! Ice sculptures and buildings, all Disney themed, filled the park. Nathan and I enjoyed the ice slides a number of times.
All too soon it was time to head back to the hotel to pick up our bags then take a taxi to the airport. We flew back to Beijing and headed back to the Silvermans for sleep.



February 6th, 2009
What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do - especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. ~William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways

It was another sleep in kind of day. Charlie joined us to hang out so we ordered a couple Papa Johns pizzas and watched such classics as American Idol and things of that nature. Soon enough it was time to bid farewell to fare Beijing and catch the soft sleeper back to Jiujiang.


February 7th, 2009
I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. ~Robert Louis Stevenson

We arrived in Jiujiang around 6am, bid farewell to Nathan who trained on to Nanchang, and cabbed to my apartment. Mom and I set about unpacking then napped for awhile. We walked downtown and did a bit of shopping before heading to David's restaurant for dinner.
The evening ended with an Entourage marathon before bed.





The End.

Tastes like chicken...

A superb weekend, I must say.

Nathan arrived rather late in the evening on Friday so we decided to have a quiet night in front of the TvU. We had dumplings and noodles for dinner, my favorite.

Saturday was nasty weather, wet and chilly. We decided to do a bit of grocery shopping at Walmart where we picked up banana bread, eggs, onions, the usual. Then we returned home to again lounge in front of the TvU and cook dinner (spaghetti). The spag was a bit of a mess, but it tasted pretty good.

Today we woke up late (10am is now late for me.... damn this 8am class schedule!). I threw together a lesson plan to use tomorrow (greetings) and cooked Nathan breakfast in bed. After lounging we got ready and joined David and crew for dinner at a local restaurant. It was David's last night in Jiujiang (sad!) so there was much ganbei-ing. Dishes that I had never seen before were ordered, most delicious.... until we got to one. David kept telling Nathan and I, "Try it! Try it! Tastes like chicken!" but wouldn't tell us what meat it was. After nibbling on it I asked him again what it was....

"Frog."

"Oh."


So, now I have eaten frog. It really does taste like chicken, although the texture is more like fish. No, I probably wouldn't eat it again.

Nathan and David both had trains around the same time, so the group headed out to the train station. We all got to hang out until first Nathan left, then David.

Now I'm home, dreading a full day of classes tomorrow.

I have been talking to the program advisor at the Chinese program for this summer. The grand total will be $2000 ($800 for a shared dorm room, $1200 for the program), which I can easily swing. In fact, I'm filling out the application right now, which is exciting. Yahoo!

我没有钱

So I've been looking into taking an intensive Chinese language course this summer.

They are not cheap.

However, for $3000 I can take a 6-week intensive course in Beijing, housing included. I'm pretty sure I can swing that, since the good ol' U.S. of A has decided to give me an extra $300 with my tax return.

Of course, the only way I can swing that is if I can somehow figure out how to put my paychecks into my American bank account, and pronto-burger at that. Deadlines for summer courses are coming up. Urg. When I head down to Nanchang next weekend I'll go to the Construction Bank to see what they can do for me. I am psyched!

This is the program that I'm thinking would be best for me. I would study at the Beijing and Language and Culture University. Is it sad that the idea of six weeks of intensive Chinese language classes makes me salivate?
More information about the program here.

Of course this means I probably would not be moving this year, unless I could secure a job in Beijing and move up there when I went up for the program. Eh. I don't know. I guess we shall see how it all pans out.

I tried to teach a student how to say 'ship', but after a few tries it still sounded like 'shit'

School: more of the same. One of my male students didn't seem to speak any English whatsoever, so we had an interesting conversation filled with him talking to me in Chinese and me telling him to speak English... in both Chinese and English. He eventually managed to get out a few words like basketball (I swear, every person in China loves the NBA) and apple.
I asked Hamlin how many classes he had per week today. Can you guess? FOUR! Four classes per week.
Sweet...

Chinese triumph of the day: ordering dinner at my favorite dive, a restaurant Nathan and I fondly refer to as 'The Baby Dumpling Restaurant'. I ordered vegetarian noodles and jiaozi, an entire meal for 5 yuan.

Personal triumph of the day: Filing my tax return. I qualified for the stimulus that I didn't qualify for last year. An extra $300 coming my way! Wahoo. As for my MA return, well they can suck it, because they ended up taking back a majority of what they should have returned to me. I will never, ever live in that state again. Ever.

I'm off to eat my 5 yuan meal.

Holy Neon Pink Kittens, Batman

My new phone rocks. If you don't believe me, just take a look at this awesomeness:





I mean, come on, it even matches my nails.

True, I have no clue how to use it, and the instruction manual is in Chinese, but I do know that somewhere on it are these appealing features; mp3 and mp4 player, camera, video, touch screen with writing capabilities, internet, etc.


Classes were fine today. My 10am-ers are a rowdy bunch, I will have to be extra creative in how I keep them entertained.

The exciting news of the day: One of my photos has been selected to be considered for the 'Schmap' of San Francisco! What is a Schmap, you ask? Well, you can take a gander at their website here. Essentially it's the 'all you need to know' site to go to when traveling. They have maps, pictures, information, etc. Pretty cool, huh?
The photo they selected is the following:
From the Japanese tea garden in San Francisco. Keep your fingers crossed they select it!

I've also come up with an idea of what I would like to do for the next couple years. I'm thinking that I'll teach, somewhere, quite possibly still Jiujiang, for one more year after this. Save up as much money as possible. Then I want to go to school in Beijing or Shanghai for Chinese and maybe my MBA. Sounds like a pretty good plan, right? I think so. I figure while I'm in school again I can make money teaching private lessons, but in order to be any good at those, I need at least one more year of teaching practice.
I'm looking into schools and programs at the moment. Figuring out costs and all that business. I'll keep you posted on my plans.

Chinese triumph of the day: I called the water delivery people and had a 90% successful conversation with them, sure it only lasted about 2 minutes, but it's progress! I'm studying the textbooks I brought with me, I'm going to attempt to do about two chapters a week. Sophie is helping me by correcting my Chinese while I correct her English. It's actually going quite well. I told her to ask around her friends if any of them have enough free time to give me some lessons. Perhaps after a few weeks I'll be able to start typing a few entries in Chinese.

Luuuuuunch.

Attention!

I have a new cell phone. It's pretty and pink and not the Barbie one I was thinking of getting, but it's still way awesome.
It was a process of about 7 hours with an intermission of shopping all done with Sophie... and we still don't know how to use taobao.
I'm off to play.

Eat foot.

Actually... I really like my students.

I have mostly boys in my 2:30 and we laughed through the entire class. My 10am class is okay, and my 8am class is really smart. In all of these classes the biggest improvement I see that needs to be made is building vocabulary, which is easy and which I can do with little effort.

I am completely wiped out though.

I got paid a lot of money today, and divided most of it up into three envelopes; retirement, traveling, and moving. I kept money out only for buying a new cell phone, paying a Chinese tutor should I find one, food, and other living expenses.

Tomorrow I have only one class which means I shall have time to do my income tax return and a bit of job hunting. Just seeing what's out there.

Sophie's on her way over to help me figure out taobao. I'm off.

Hot and Spicy Macaroni

Right, so after a dinner of hot and spicy macaroni (found in the Walmart here) and some cheez-its, I'm ready to write you a short update.

Friday had mom and I scrambling to pack, clean, and make it to Nanchang before Simon's birthday party at 7pm. We (read I) had risen late, and were quite sure that David would be driving us to Nanchang which would give us plenty of time to get mom's train ticket and find a hotel. However, David canceled on us around 2pm. Oh... that's not good. It's the last weekend of Chinese spring festival and the weekend before schools start (however, we didn't realize this until later.) Mom and I decided we still had plenty of time to get to Nanchang and decided to finish watching Vicky, Christina, Barcelona (which I thought stunk). We walked down the street to the bank, then caught a cab to the train station. I had no problem buying train tickets for the train which was to leave in the next twenty minutes and we managed to get through security quickly. We slowly meandered up the stairs to the platform... then realized that the train was right about to leave and our car was at the other end of the platform. Crap, crap, crap. I was, of course, wearing heels which I should have known would be a bad idea. I quickly removed them as I realized that running would be necessary, and almost immediately cut my foot on something. Damn. We made it onto the train in the nick of time, but realized that there were a.) no seats and b.) we were going to be packed into the train like sardines. I was still barefoot, and now bleeding, but luckily mom had some handy wipes and I had just enough room to wipe off my now black feet.
After almost two hours of hot, stinky, claustrophobic train travel we arrived in Nanchang. Nathan had kindly already bought moms ticket and greeted us at the exit with a gorgeous bouquet of flowers (for Valentine's day.) We walked to the hotel and deposited the copious amounts of luggage (all moms) before heading to the restaurant for Simon's birthday dinner.
The feast was delicious and fairly vegetarian (although mostly meat) friendly. Good chatting and friendly vibes all around.
After food it was karaoke time. Mom decided to join us for a bit and got to meet some of the characters that live here in Nanchang. It was a good time, though she left early (we helped her get a cab back to the hotel). We left karaoke around 2am and headed back to Nathan's place.

Nathan and I headed to mom's hotel around 1pm. We had lunch reservations at Le Bistro for 2 o'clock, a sort of Happy Valentine's day celebration. Lunch was delicious and very filling, despite them not having the shrimp ravioli I have been craving lately. We went to the park after that and enjoyed watching the people and seeing all the fun rides. I will definitely be heading back there when the weather warms up again. After the park we went to a temple which was lovely. Very peaceful except for the angry drunk man who was yelling at the gate. We spent much of the day just walking Nanchang and searching for the ever ellusive cell phone I desire.
After a quick rest at the hotel we went to a bakery where we heard there were good sandwiches. However, it was Valentine's Day and the evening which meant no sandwiches available. After decided to see if Bro was open and finding that they only had a set meal menu and a long wait, we went back to the bakery and ordered a delicious pizza instead. Yum.
We headed back to the hotel after that where mom and I tried our face masks and watched tv with Nathan until he decided to bid us adieu.

Neither mom nor myself slept too well last night. We woke up at 6am to get ready for the day, packed up, and shipped out. I left my bag at the hotel so I could help mom with hers and I didn't have to lug it around with me. It was raining out so we caught a cab to the station then headed in to the waiting area for mom's train. I got to wait with her until it was time to go to the platform, then we said our goodbyes and I watched her make it up the escalator. I headed to McDonald's for breakfast and to do some lesson planning/kill time. After a few hours of that I went back to the hotel to collect my bag and flowers, walked back to McDonalds where I got in a fight with the cashier girl about wanting a bottle of water (which I not only said in Chinese but also pointed directly at the bottle of water), I lost though because she gave me a cup of coke instead. (I think a lot of Chinese assume that no foreigner can speak Chinese and therefore even when perfect Chinese is sometimes spoken, they still don't understand you because they think you're speaking another language).
I caught my train to Jiujiang around 1:15pm which then took over two hours to get to the station. (Normally the trip is 1.5 hours.) I found a reasonable cabbie and was finally home. Then I got my schedule...

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IT IS AWFUL!!!! Monday I have classes from 8am-4:10pm, Tuesday I have another 8am, Wednesday I have an 8am and 10am, Thursday I have an 8am, and Friday I have an 8am and 10am.
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And all of these classes are estimated to have between 60-80 students in them. And I can't split them. Which means that I have between 600 and 800 students this term.
Seriously.

I do have my own classroom though.

I'm still pissed.

I'm looking for a new job for next year.

Now I have to go lesson plan... and cry... and maybe curse a lot.

1. Mom and I went for massages today.
- I think that my massage place might actually be a brothel after this last visit.
2. We also went shopping.
3. We've finished Entourage seasons 1-4.
- We've started House.
4. The hunt for the phone continues.
5. Tomorrow I do my tax return, wheeeee, monies.

All around the world... lalalala

Mom and I went back to the Walmart today to see if we could find the phone that I want. No luck, but we met a woman who is going to check her inventory for me. *Happy* We also found me a couple of really cute dresses.

Ring called a little after six and took Mom and I downtown to get our nails done. They look fantastic! I'm a little afraid to touch anything for fear of messing them up. David and a couple of his friends met us at the nail place then we all went to dinner. The boys had a drinking contest with coke which I think will mean they will be suffering later.

Tomorrow we're planning to get massages and I will contact the lady at Walmart to see if she's had any luck.

Hrm

It's going to take me awhile to type up the entry about our trip, so enjoy some pictures in the meantime.
Harbin
Beijing
Shanghai

Mom and I had a great day today. We were resigned to spending the day doing nothing when I got a phone call from David inviting us to lunch with his English students. We thought it sounded good and agreed to go.
Ring (one of the students) swung by the school to pick us up in a cab to take us to the restaurant. The restaurant was near downtown and looked quite posh. We went into one of the private rooms and met up with Tony, his cousin, and his gym trainer. David joined us soon after we arrived and the drinking and eating began. It was so much fun and a great way for mom to try traditional Jiujiang food. An entire bottle of wine and many bottles of beer later, Qiao joined us. We stayed at the restaurant for a couple hours drinking, talking, and eating.

After we were finished stuffing ourselves we decided to head to a mahjong parlor to play a few games. I didn't really know how to play, so Tony was my partner. We played Jiujiang style, and boy were they fast! I hope to play again so I can pick up the game better. I did end up winning 15 yuan though! Tony is a good partner. We played for about three hours before David, Tony, Ring, and Qiao dropped mom and I off at Walmart (they were on their way to eat again!).

Walmart has turned out to be quite the godsend. Mom and I wandered around the aisles finding some great stuff. I now have spaghetti sauce readily available, new drawers, a mop, an iron, and a shoe holder. Fabulous.

Tomorrow mom and I have plans with Ring to get our nails done and we might be hanging out with David again. He did mention something about foot massages. We'll see.

Right, mom and I have just finished the first season of Entourage, so it's bed time.
Love!

Oh my gosh, I would love this!

Super long entry about Shanghai, Beijing, and Harbin coming soon.